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Old 01-27-2009, 10:07 AM
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Default Some funny jokes

3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.


Sorry if an old one - but very very funny.
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Old 02-22-2009, 12:23 AM
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A man spent six hours at a bar before coming home blind drunk. His wife demanded to know where he'd been.

"I went to this amazing bar," he slurred, "it's called the Golden Saloon and everything is gold."

"Oh really?" Asked his wife, not believing him.

"Yes it's true!" he said, "The doors are gold, the floors are gold...hell even the damn urinal was gold!"

"What a crock of &#(%" said the wife.

"Well, here, call the number on this napkin if ya dont believe me."

So the next day she called the number, "Is this the Golden Saloon?"

"It is." Replied the bartender.

"Tell me, do you have golden doors?"

"Yup."

"Gold floors?"

"Sure do."

"What about Urinals?" The wife asked.

There was a long pause, and then the wife heard the bartender yell: "HEY FRANK! I THINK WE HAVE A LEAD ON THE GUY WHO PISSED IN YOUR SAXOPHONE LAST NIGHT!!"
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