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Old 05-18-2009, 04:49 PM
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I have a fun idea. You have a friend call them and act like they are calling from the London Coroners Office. A young female has been found burned to ashes in an abandoned warehouse, identified only by dental records, and that young female is you. There is no use for coming to ID the body as it is no more than ash and bone.

The following day, telephone them from a private number and tell them that you're alive and well but you've joined the Army. They can't be anything but over joyed then!
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