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68Whiskey 05-18-2009 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by StrawberryShortcake (Post 84870)
Johnny San is right.. We'll have to devise a better plan.. a more devious plan..

Any proposals?

Fat sandwich?? :confused:

JBizo 05-18-2009 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by StrawberryShortcake (Post 84870)
Johnny San is right.. We'll have to devise a better plan.. a more devious plan..

Any proposals?

You could both undergo a sex change operation. Tuck your new tubesteak between your legs and strip down to panties, right when he is hot and bothered, whip out the meat mallot and watch as he has a siezure.

missinhim 05-18-2009 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JBizo (Post 84874)
You could both undergo a sex change operation. Tuck your new tubesteak between your legs and strip down to panties, right when he is hot and bothered, whip out the meat mallot and watch as he has a siezure.

OH MY GOD! i think that would be PERFECT. he'd NEVER see it coming!!! strawberry! we HAFTA do that one!!!

68Whiskey 05-18-2009 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by missinhim (Post 84881)
OH MY GOD! i think that would be PERFECT. he'd NEVER see it coming!!! strawberry! we HAFTA do that one!!!

Hope you got some money for it. :D:D

StrawberryShortcake 05-18-2009 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by JBizo (Post 84874)
You could both undergo a sex change operation. Tuck your new tubesteak between your legs and strip down to panties, right when he is hot and bothered, whip out the meat mallot and watch as he has a siezure.

Oh.... That is a marvelous idea!! Thank you good fellow.

missinhim 05-18-2009 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 68Whiskey (Post 84884)
Hope you got some money for it. :D:D

oh yes! haha

StrawberryShortcake 05-18-2009 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by missinhim (Post 84881)
OH MY GOD! i think that would be PERFECT. he'd NEVER see it coming!!! strawberry! we HAFTA do that one!!!

Definitely... I have a penis ready to be sewn on, how about you?

68Whiskey 05-18-2009 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by StrawberryShortcake (Post 84889)
Definitely... I have a penis ready to be sewn on, how about you?

LMAO. Did you just stumble across some penis sitting on the floor? Or do you have a severed penis collection? :eek:

missinhim 05-18-2009 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 68Whiskey (Post 84893)
LMAO. Did you just stumble across some penis sitting on the floor? Or do you have a severed penis collection? :eek:

yes i got one:) and of course we do! hahahhahahahaha maybe:D

JBizo 05-18-2009 06:09 PM

This thread just got wierd.


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