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  1. scconwill
    08-01-2008 07:05 AM
    I do half to admit those are some good ones.
  2. Marine4Life
    07-31-2008 10:58 PM
    What Is A Marine?
    The USMC is over 232 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our mother was an M-16 and our father was the devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life.
    I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am ****y, self-centered, overbearing, and I do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green, amphibious monster made of blood and guts who arose from the sea, festering on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battle field, giving my life to mom, the Corps, and the American flag.
    We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since.
    We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice,

    The story of CREATION
    In the beginning was the word, and the word was God. In the beginning was God,
    and all else was darkness and void, and without form. So God created the heavens
    and the Earth. He created the sun, and the moon, and the stars, so that light might
    pierce the darkness. The Earth, God divided between the land and the sea, and
    these he filled with many assorted creatures.
    And the dark, salty, slimy creatures that inhabited the murky depths of the oceans,
    God called sailors. And he dressed them accordingly. They had little trousers that
    looked like bells at the bottom. And their shirts had cute little flaps on them to hide
    the hickys on their necks. He also gave them long sideburns and shabby looking
    beards. God nicknamed them "squids" and banished them to a lifetime at sea, so
    that normal folks would not have to associate with them. To further identify these
    unloved creatures, he called them "petty" and "commodore", instead of titles
    worthy of red-blooded men.
    And the flaky creatures of the land, God called soldiers. And with a twinkle in his
    eye, and a sense of humor that only he could have, God made their trousers too
    short and their covers too large. He also made their pockets oversized, so that
    they may warm their hands. And to adorn their uniforms, God gave them badges in
    quantities that only a dime store owner could appreciate. And he gave them
    emblems and crests....and all sorts of shiny things that glittered....and devices that
    dangled. (When you are God you tend to get carried away).
    On the 6th day, he created the creatures of the air for which he designed
    a Greyhound bus driver's uniform, especially for Air Force flyboys. But he
    discarded the idea during the first week, and it was not until years later that some
    apostles resurrected this theme and established what we now know as the "wild
    blue yonder wonders".
    And on the 7th day, as you know, God rested. But on the 8th day, at 0730, God
    looked down upon the earth and was not happy. God was not happy! So he thought
    about his labors, and in his divine wisdom God created a divine creature. And this
    he called Marine.
    And these Marines, who God had created in his own image, were to be of the air,
    and of the land, and of the sea. And these he gave many wonderful uniforms. Some
    were green, some were blue with red trim. And in the early days, some were even a
    beautiful tan. He gave them practical fighting uniforms, so that they could wage war
    against the forces of Satan and evil. He gave them service uniforms for their daily
    work and training. And he gave them evening and dress uniforms....... sharp and
    stylish, handsome things, so that they might promenade with their ladies on
    Saturday night and impress the **** out of everybody! He even gave them swords,
    so that people who were not impressed, could be dealt with accordingly.
    And at the end of the 8th day, God looked down upon the Earth and saw that it was
    good. But was God happy? NO! God was still not happy! Because in the course of
    his labors, he had forgotten one thing. He did not have a Marine uniform for
    himself. But he thought about it, and thought about it, and finally satisfied himself in
    knowing that, well.........

    Chow Time
    One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!"

    Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?" Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, "Shut up, Drill Sergeant!"
  3. scconwill
    07-31-2008 10:09 PM
    Let them rip my Jarheaded friend its all in good fun
  4. Marine4Life
    07-28-2008 10:05 PM
    Well then I don't have to say anything else then. Ooh Rah and drink on!
  5. scconwill
    07-24-2008 04:18 PM
    Don't get me wrong my friend I have been drunk on many many many occasions (like Yesterday). I know the whole trick of wearing the uniform into the liquor store and and getting all the booze I would ever want and not getting questioned. You have got to remember I'm in college, in a fraternity, and a hell raising cadet.

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