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Old 05-18-2009, 05:54 PM
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Johnny San is right.. We'll have to devise a better plan.. a more devious plan..

Any proposals?
Fat sandwich??
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Old 05-18-2009, 05:55 PM
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Johnny San is right.. We'll have to devise a better plan.. a more devious plan..

Any proposals?
You could both undergo a sex change operation. Tuck your new tubesteak between your legs and strip down to panties, right when he is hot and bothered, whip out the meat mallot and watch as he has a siezure.
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Old 05-18-2009, 05:58 PM
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You could both undergo a sex change operation. Tuck your new tubesteak between your legs and strip down to panties, right when he is hot and bothered, whip out the meat mallot and watch as he has a siezure.
OH MY GOD! i think that would be PERFECT. he'd NEVER see it coming!!! strawberry! we HAFTA do that one!!!
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Old 05-18-2009, 06:01 PM
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OH MY GOD! i think that would be PERFECT. he'd NEVER see it coming!!! strawberry! we HAFTA do that one!!!
Hope you got some money for it.
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Old 05-18-2009, 06:02 PM
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You could both undergo a sex change operation. Tuck your new tubesteak between your legs and strip down to panties, right when he is hot and bothered, whip out the meat mallot and watch as he has a siezure.
Oh.... That is a marvelous idea!! Thank you good fellow.
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Old 05-18-2009, 06:02 PM
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Hope you got some money for it.
oh yes! haha
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Old 05-18-2009, 06:02 PM
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OH MY GOD! i think that would be PERFECT. he'd NEVER see it coming!!! strawberry! we HAFTA do that one!!!
Definitely... I have a penis ready to be sewn on, how about you?
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Old 05-18-2009, 06:05 PM
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Definitely... I have a penis ready to be sewn on, how about you?
LMAO. Did you just stumble across some penis sitting on the floor? Or do you have a severed penis collection?
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Old 05-18-2009, 06:09 PM
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LMAO. Did you just stumble across some penis sitting on the floor? Or do you have a severed penis collection?
yes i got one and of course we do! hahahhahahahaha maybe
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Old 05-18-2009, 06:09 PM
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This thread just got wierd.
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