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Old 05-12-2009, 02:29 PM
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Meh, I might already have a 6 pack.
Meh, I look good without the uniform.
Meh, chicks already sig me.
Meh, fvck work!
Meh, I like my hand..it doesn't make me cuddle afterwards.

LOL

Nah, seriously. I will recite these every morning at BCT.
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Old 05-12-2009, 02:30 PM
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Meh, I might already have a 6 pack.
Meh, I look good without the uniform.
Meh, chicks already sig me.
Meh, fvck work!
Meh, I like my hand..it doesn't make me cuddle afterwards.

LOL

Nah, seriously. I will recite these every morning at BCT.
hahaha. you probly will to! each morning i can here you saying these to your self!
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Old 05-12-2009, 02:33 PM
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Old 05-12-2009, 02:43 PM
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Meh, I might already have a 6 pack.
Meh, I look good without the uniform.
Meh, chicks already sig me.
Meh, fvck work!
Meh, I like my hand..it doesn't make me cuddle afterwards.

LOL

Nah, seriously. I will recite these every morning at BCT.
You might have a 6 pack? There is no might.. you either do or don't.. If you already have one, you'll have that sex cut bahaha.

Uniforms make you seem reliable and stable.. Strong and safe to be with.

Chicks will generally like you more if you're a badass with a cool uniform and a gun.

Work may not be fun, but this will get you a better paycheck.

Your hand is just your hand.. And some day, you'll want to cuddle. I won't get too sappy though, it might bother you.
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Old 05-12-2009, 02:47 PM
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You might have a 6 pack? There is no might.. you either do or don't.. If you already have one, you'll have that sex cut bahaha.

Uniforms make you seem reliable and stable.. Strong and safe to be with.

Chicks will generally like you more if you're a badass with a cool uniform and a gun.

Work may not be fun, but this will get you a better paycheck.

Your hand is just your hand.. And some day, you'll want to cuddle. I won't get too sappy though, it might bother you.
I do have a 6 pack. It's just hidden at the moment.

An Armani suit would probably seem even more stable and reliable.

What about the guns I already own?

I'm taking a paycut to join the military.

My hand is so angry I had to force it to type back to you. Our relationship is just fine TYVM.
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Old 05-12-2009, 02:50 PM
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I do have a 6 pack. It's just hidden at the moment.

An Armani suit would probably seem even more stable and reliable.

What about the guns I already own?

I'm taking a paycut to join the military.

My hand is so angry I had to force it to type back to you. Our relationship is just fine TYVM.
Ah, it's hidden by your gut, aka your shield for your 6 pack..

An Armani suit makes you look frivolous. It doesn't make you look like you're safe to be with, or like you're some kind of badass.

The guns you own already don't matter. The uniform-training-cool gun combination is really what matters..

You're taking a paycut, but you're probably getting better benefits. Makes you look like a better husband candidate in many cases (except mine. Mike could be a bum, I'd love him just the same.)

I'm going to kill your hand muahahhaha
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Old 05-12-2009, 02:54 PM
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An Armani suit makes you look [b]successful[/b[. It doesn't make you look like you're safe to be with, or like you're some kind of badass...but chicks would rather have money anyways
Fixed.

And you're not gonna wanna talk to my hand that way when it gets back from BCT...it will be a lethal weapon.
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Old 05-12-2009, 03:01 PM
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Fixed.

And you're not gonna wanna talk to my hand that way when it gets back from BCT...it will be a lethal weapon.
Um, no. Those are not chicks, they're dirty ****s. That is almost equivalent to prostitution.

If Mike and I were broke, I wouldn't care. As long as we weren't starving and we weren't living check by check it wouldn't be an issue at all. Simple living is better. Even if we were living check by check, I wouldn't jump at some guy with cash, I'd fix the problem..

****s piss me off, they give us all a bad reputation.


& Your hand will be spitting radioactive jizz at people.
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Old 05-13-2009, 09:25 AM
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Fixed.

And you're not gonna wanna talk to my hand that way when it gets back from BCT...it will be a lethal weapon.
LMAO. Might want to warn your friend down south then.
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Old 05-13-2009, 01:06 PM
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LMFAO @ the smallest knuckles!

What I meant by my original post was. What should I say to myself each day as I wake that will keep me motivated, focused, and in the right frame of mind. I mean, basic is all about breaking and rebuilding each recruit. So, just as the DS has a method to do so...what would my method or motto be?

Oh, and about the medical stuff. I'm a fairly tough guy when it comes to most things..but I am a lil sissy when it comes to needles. Especially the one full of penicillin that they are gonna jab in my rear.

Just remember the Drill Sgt cant kill you or eat you...okay he can kill you but he wont eat you...probably
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