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Old 05-08-2009, 10:17 AM
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Is that a come-on, Doc?

Not you, too!

I knew there'd be trouble as soon as those fine looking young ladies posted their pictures.

I here JBizo has even started wearing shoes & is learning to tie them.
This is no longer Veronica, but her evil twin.

I saw her watching a video that Johnny posted of his MySpace of him tying his shoes.. She soon realized that she had given him what he wanted, she gave him some attention..

As soon as Johnny realized that he had gotten some attention, he traced Veronica's IP address, and began stalking Veronica (he was actually wearing pants and had worked up the nerve to leave his mom's basement!) Veronica finally decided that enough was enough, and cornered Johnny in an alley, because unfortunately, Veronica's boyfriend Michael is in Fort Benning and couldn't do the job himself... She slit his throat so quickly that there was no way Johnny had any time to realize what was going on. Veronica then realized that what she had done would get her put in jail, and she killed herself for fear of being raped in prison by butchy lesbians.

So sad




Lmao, I have way too much time on my hands.
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Old 05-08-2009, 10:21 AM
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You're all so very nice to notice that I have been tying my pants and wearing shoes! But I refuse to move out of the "basement" as you call it. Although, this 3'x5' room is a little crowded when the "pool boy" has to use my chair....or "crapper" as he refers to it. And even if it doesn't always smell like Citrus air spray when he leaves....its still free. I just wish the lock was on the inside of the door so I could get something to eat.
um....

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Old 05-08-2009, 11:03 AM
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Here is a pic of my room (after I had cleaned it)

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Old 05-08-2009, 12:35 PM
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Is that a come-on, Doc?

Not you, too!

I knew there'd be trouble as soon as those fine looking young ladies posted their pictures.

I here JBizo has even started wearing shoes & is learning to tie them.
It might be a come on..then again, maybe not!! Me being the medical type person that I am I cant help but comment when I see the Human form in such fine shape!!. Jbiz..give us your mailing address and we will try and send you all the moon pies you can stand. Good luck with the whole locked door thing.
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Old 05-08-2009, 02:53 PM
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Here is a pic of my room (after I had cleaned it)

Ugh dude.. can you never ever post something like that again?
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Old 05-08-2009, 02:53 PM
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It might be a come on..then again, maybe not!! Me being the medical type person that I am I cant help but comment when I see the Human form in such fine shape!!. Jbiz..give us your mailing address and we will try and send you all the moon pies you can stand. Good luck with the whole locked door thing.
Well, you must be a bad doctor, because I'm super out of shape, lol.
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:27 PM
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Well, you must be a bad doctor, because I'm super out of shape, lol.
Yeah, she knows how to work the "angles".
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:53 PM
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Here is a pic of my room (after I had cleaned it)

Did you buy my house. while I was away...FFS
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Old 05-08-2009, 04:03 PM
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Did you buy my house. while I was away...FFS
LOL Indeed....I noticed that you collect your toe nail clippings too!
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Old 05-08-2009, 04:30 PM
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Well, you must be a bad doctor, because I'm super out of shape, lol.
wow didn't know i got brought up in here till now
i am very out of shape also!


hey! that looks like my house too! so weird how we live alike

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Hey Cake, still looking good!! I am glad you and Missinhim have decided to grace us with your lovely presence. Since you guy's have joined the forum JBIZ is working on moving out of his mom's basement and is actually wearing pants now!!
theres nothing wrong with not wearing pants! everyones doing it! lol!! and hey i still live with my mommy (considering im under 18 might have a reason to that!)
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