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Old 08-06-2016, 11:58 AM
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Default The 10 commandments

Written by Moses, who is Moses?? Apparently somebody purporting to speak for God! WoW!

So on the basis that Moses can issue a 10 Commandments apparently issued by God..(clearly god needed help and couldn't do it on his/her own)..I thought I'd also pretend to speak for God and issue my more modern 10 Commandments....

1. Stop trying to control everything
2. Speak your own mind
3. Listen
4. Love
5. Ignore religion
6. Work and provide
7. Build no walls
8. Only give what you take
9. Tell the truth
10. Don't piss in your neighbours water supply

Ok so what are yours?
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