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Forum: Basic Training 05-18-2009, 10:56 AM
Replies: 67
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You're in for a shock..

You're in for a shock..
Forum: Basic Training 05-17-2009, 05:53 PM
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Views: 44,091
Lol, okay 40 sounds acceptable... BUT if you only...

Lol, okay 40 sounds acceptable... BUT if you only do 40, you'll also have to run a mile.
Forum: Basic Training 05-17-2009, 11:47 AM
Replies: 67
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He actually missed a line, "I always maintain my...

He actually missed a line, "I always maintain my arms, my equipment, and myself"

He also said "Army Value", when it's actually "Army Values"
Forum: Basic Training 05-17-2009, 11:14 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
You got it wrong. ...

You got it wrong.
http://www.army.mil/soldierscreed/flash_version/index.html

Drop and give me 8 million!
Forum: Basic Training 05-15-2009, 09:25 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
I guess I'll have to be kind from now on.

I guess I'll have to be kind from now on.
Forum: Basic Training 05-15-2009, 09:06 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
:( so sorry

:(

so sorry
Forum: Basic Training 05-14-2009, 07:02 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
Yes, your ugliness is quite frightening, I must...

Yes, your ugliness is quite frightening, I must admit. After you harness your ugliness, it will keep you safe, Johnny San. lmao.
Forum: Basic Training 05-14-2009, 05:44 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
I'd prefer some of that than someone else's...

I'd prefer some of that than someone else's prescription. lol
Forum: Basic Training 05-14-2009, 04:38 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
I don't have any.. And Xanax doesn't put you to...

I don't have any.. And Xanax doesn't put you to sleep....

Maybe some of my favorite substance??
Forum: Basic Training 05-14-2009, 04:29 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
"I hear them talking to me and the demons...

"I hear them talking to me and the demons stalking me running in between my thoughts and dreams I think they haunting me,
Got me sweatin got me stressin,
Wake up in the woods with a Smith and...
Forum: Basic Training 05-14-2009, 04:23 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
I know I'm losing it.. The thing is that I'm...

I know I'm losing it.. The thing is that I'm really exhausted. I'm on a few hours of sleep, I can't think straight. I can't focus on anything for long right now...
Forum: Basic Training 05-14-2009, 04:19 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
Hmm.. Maybe..

Hmm..

Maybe..
Forum: Basic Training 05-14-2009, 04:06 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
I tend to impress people. It's my only talent.. :o

I tend to impress people. It's my only talent.. :o
Forum: Basic Training 05-14-2009, 03:52 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
Awesome, it's been my lifelong goal to be...

Awesome, it's been my lifelong goal to be disgusting!
Forum: Basic Training 05-14-2009, 03:33 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
She told me she would say that.. She says...

She told me she would say that..

She says that it's not just after you surf.. that you always smell like badly cooked fish and you're full of smeg..


I am officially disgusting.
Forum: Basic Training 05-14-2009, 01:45 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
Your girlfriend told me you taste like badly...

Your girlfriend told me you taste like badly cooked fish. :p
Forum: Basic Training 05-12-2009, 04:01 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
Um, no. Those are not chicks, they're dirty...

Um, no. Those are not chicks, they're dirty ****s. That is almost equivalent to prostitution.

If Mike and I were broke, I wouldn't care. As long as we weren't starving and we weren't living check...
Forum: Basic Training 05-12-2009, 03:50 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
Ah, it's hidden by your gut, aka your shield for...

Ah, it's hidden by your gut, aka your shield for your 6 pack..

An Armani suit makes you look frivolous. It doesn't make you look like you're safe to be with, or like you're some kind of badass.
...
Forum: Basic Training 05-12-2009, 03:43 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
You might have a 6 pack? There is no might.. you...

You might have a 6 pack? There is no might.. you either do or don't.. If you already have one, you'll have that sex cut bahaha.

Uniforms make you seem reliable and stable.. Strong and safe to be...
Forum: Basic Training 05-12-2009, 03:22 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 44,091
Think "I'm going to have a six pack. **** yeah!" ...

Think "I'm going to have a six pack. **** yeah!"
"girls like men in uniform! **** yeah!"
"This is going to look hella good on a job application."
"Sex is going to be awesome after months of...
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